Well, hello Ms. Cell Phone Driver. Welcome to the show...
You with your fancy car and oh so important conversation. Sure, you're probably discussing important business or making reservations at the hottest restaurant in town. Well, in all of that "business" you forgot that you're not at the office; you're on a major road. It isn't enough that you probably neglect your family and friends due to your overly unimportant profession, but you felt the need to neglect your current tasking. Yes, Ms. Cell Phone Driver, I'm talking to you, which is tough for you understand given that you can't even part from your phone conversation to politely enter the parallel lane. Sure, you might always drive your fancy car, pull in your six figures, and be the talk of every client from here to Hershey. But, based on what I've seen, you won't be needing any of that for long. Honey, take out a serious life insurance policy, because your driving requires it.
The jury finds you guilty of reckless stupidity.
-The Judge
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When is the next entry coming, some of us can't wait much longer for more judging.
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